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It starts with brutally honest narrative feedback, moves into building a fundable pitch deck, with the option for expert guidance at any stage.
Built by Sarah-Jane (S-J) Kurtini who has taken a startup all the way to IPO.
Get a free, brutally honest narrative rewrite that reveals what's working and what absolutely isn't.
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Turn your sharpened story into a tight, 9-slide argument in minutes using Pitch Deck Builder.
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Work directly with S-J for pitch feedback and coaching, with IPO-level insight, at any stage of the process.
Work With S-JEvery great pitch tells a clear, compelling story. If the narrative isn't tight, no deck, template, or design can save it. PitchSlap starts by fixing your story, not your slides.
No guesswork. Just a process designed to get you in the room.
"It gave me so much clarity and confidence, and it even helped me go on to win a pitch competition the next day."
— Rachel, Tribal
"From my version to the first rewrite, it felt like I skipped 10 mentor calls and 3 rewrites."
— Riccardo, Leonardo.Ai
"I'm a founder with a great idea, and no experience pitching. This feels like a secret weapon."
— Kate, Playtime Planner
"Epically good! Brutal, BS-free, fun and bracing ... but totally great!"
— John, Agilyx Group
Because investors make decisions based on narrative, not slides. If your story isn't clear, consistent, or valuable on its own, no pitch deck design can save it. PitchSlap fixes the narrative first so every slide, sentence, and moment is built on a solid foundation.
You answer a few sharp questions, and PitchSlap returns a free, brutally honest narrative rewrite. It shows you what's landing, what's confusing, and what investors won't understand, fast.
PitchSlap is built on investor-approved frameworks, a proven narrative process, and real-world insight shaped by S-J Kurtini, an exited founder with hands-on fundraising and pitching experience. The feedback isn't generic AI; it reflects what actually makes investors pay attention or tune out.
Yes. The initial narrative rewrite is 100% free. It helps you fix the core story before you spend time or money building a pitch deck.
You can turn your refined narrative into a fundable pitch deck using Pitch Deck Builder, or you can get expert guidance from S-J at any stage: story, slides, or delivery. PitchSlap gives you a complete end-to-end path to getting in the room with investors.
Absolutely. A clear narrative helps with fundraising, yes, but also with customer pitches, sales decks, landing pages, positioning, team alignment, and sharing your product with anyone who needs to understand it.
Templates and generic AI tools generate content. PitchSlap builds narrative. It uses investor-approved frameworks and real-world founder insight to surface gaps, clarify logic, and tighten your story, not just generate polite filler.
Great. Use PitchSlap to stress-test your narrative. It will highlight unclear logic, missing value, or slides that don't align with your story. You can also book a deck review with S-J for expert feedback on structure, flow, and delivery.
PitchSlap was created by S-J Kurtini, an exited founder with real fundraising and pitching experience. The entire system is built from the frameworks, insights, and narrative principles she uses to help founders get in the room with investors.
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